The Final Event
The auditorium is packed as the crowd eagerily awaits, and in true Billy Madison fashion, the event is one question in which the category is chosen by your opponents.
The score right now, High School with 2 points, College with 4, Current with 3. High School Curran can't win anymore, but he still plays a major role. If he wins this event, it ensures a victory for College Curran, which he would prefer over Current. High School doesn't like Current very much. He lives in Maryland? He lives with his girlfriend? He has a cat? Lame! College Curran on the other hand, much more awesome.
High School is the first up. College Curran gets to pick from a variety of topics for his category.
College Curran chooses Math. High School Curran gets a question about calculus and completely blows it. If College Curran is going to win this, he'll have to do it on his own.
Current Curran then gets to pick a category for College. "I chose reflections of society in literature" He says. If College Curran plays this as Current Curran thinks he will....
Of course he does, The Puppy who lost his way. College Curran loves Billy Madison too much to not give the speech, complete with "Knibb High Football Rules!" at the end.
and of course is he is awarded no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.
Finally, High School Curran gets to choose a category for Current.
I choose Buisness Ethics, he says. Obviously he is a fan of Billy Madison as well.
In a event that shocks everyone, Current Curran gives a good answer. Coming from a position where he had to send bills to old people to a much more ethical customer service position with the bank, he has a good personal understanding of ethics.
Plus he was absolutely sure he'd get asked that question, High School and College Curran are predictable that way.
Which means the final score...
High School -2
And the final score is a Tie!
College - 4
Current - 4
"Kinda anticlimatic, don't you think?" College Curran says to his older counterpart.
"Yeah, I guess we'll never know who the greatest Curran is."
All of a sudden, a flash and a poof of smoke. A figure appears on the stage.
"You fools! I'm the greatest Curran to ever exist!" the man says. It is of course, Future Curran!
"I could beat all three of you in every single event you contested. I won the 2008 Olympic Marathon, The Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Competition, and I currently play on the pro-video game tour. Oh, and I can dunk on a 12 foot hoop, which is what we play on in the future. SO long suckers! "
Another flash and poof of smoke and Future Curran is gone. Was he telling the truth or just travelling back in time to mess with his younger counterparts. Maybe his words will serve as inspiration for the three to be all they can be. Only time will tell.
As far as this competition goes, we prooved that all three Currans are pretty awesome, and that so far, College and Now is when I'm peaking at life. Good to know!